Companion Ship Sayings

  "The only way to have a friend is to be one."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else."
- Unknown

"All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand."
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

"A mirror reflects a man's face, but what he is really like is shown by the kind of friends he chooses."
- Proverbs 27:19

"In a friend you find a second self."
- Isabelle Norton

"The better you know someone, the less there is to say. Or maybe, there's less that needs to be said."
- Unknown

"A friend loveth at all times."
- Proverbs 17:17
"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway."
- Jerome Cummings

"Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty."
- Sicilian Proverb

"What is a friend? I will tell you...it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself."
- Frank Crane

"A good friend remembers what we were and sees what we can be."
- Unknown

"Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends."
- Richard Bach

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
- Walter Winchell


"Your friends will know you better in the first minute they meet you than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years."
- Richard Bach

"Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness..."
- Richard Bach

"Can miles truly separate us from friends? If we want to be with someone we love, aren't we already there?"
- Richard Bach

"Never shall I forget the days I spent with you. Continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
- Ludwig van Beethoven

"A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails."
- Unknown

"A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me together forever and never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart."
- Unknown

"Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows."
- Unknown

"Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer."
- Unknown

"The most beautiful discovery that true friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart."
- Unknown

"A friend is someone who reaches out for your hand...and touches your heart."
- Unknown

"How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to."
- Unknown

"Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."
- Unknown

"I don't remember how we happened to meet each other. I don't remember who got along with whom first. All I can remember is all of us together...always."
- Unknown

"Love is temporary...but friends are forever."
- Kelly Wheeler

"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."
- Helen Keller

"You only meet your once in a lifetime friend... once in a lifetime."
- Little Rascals

"...no man is useless while he has a friend."
- Robert Louis Stevenson

"The friendship that can cease has never been real."
- Saint Jerome

"Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods."
- Artistotle

"Friends are born, not made."
- Henry Adams

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anaïs Nin

"A circle is round it has no end, that's how long I want to be your friend!" - Anonymous

"To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world."
- Unknown

"A friend is like an oreo, its not always that great, but it always gets better!" - Erin Westbrook

"A best friend is a sister that destiny forgot to give you."
- Unknown

"It takes years to build up trust, and just seconds to destroy it."
- Unknown

"No love, no friendship can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some kind of mark on it forever."
- Unknown

"Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life."
- Uknown
"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh. But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry."
- Unknown

"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed."
- Valerie Lombardo

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow, I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall."
- Unknown


"When a friend's in trouble, don't insult him by asking what you can do, think for yourself and start doing it."
- Unknown

"A brother is not always a friend, but a friend is always a brother."
- Unknown

"Never hurt your friends, not even in a joke."
- Unknown

"A friendship that stops existing, was actually never there."
- Unknown

"One loyal friend is better than ten thousand family members."
- Unknown

"Hold on to your friend with both hands."
- Unknown

"He who searches for friends without faults, will never have a friend."
- Unknown

"You will never have a perfect friendship, but you must strive for one."
- Unknown

"A person who has no friends, lives only half way."
- Unknown

"Be careful of what you say, friendship can end in one minute because of a stupid word."
- Unknown

"Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life."
- Unknown

"Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."
- Unknown

"Wherever you may be it is your friends who make your world."
- Unknown

Well Meaning Sayings

"Life is neither a good nor an evil; it is simply the place where good and evil exist."
- Seneca

"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
- Mark Twain

"There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a living and the other how to live."
- James Truslow Adams

"It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk."
- Henry Ward Beecher

"Man is born to live, not to prepare for life."
- Boris Pasternak

"A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
- Unknown

"Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather that it shall ever have a beginning."
- John Henry Cardinal Newman

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
- Stephen King
All of the animals, excepting man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it."
- Samuel Butler

"What is life but the angle of vision? A man is measured by the angle at which he looks at objects."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Life is not so important as the duties of life."
- John Randolph

"A baby is God's opinion that life should go on."
- Carl Sandburg
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
- John Wayne

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
- Oscar Wilde

"Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror."
- Byrd Baggett

"The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time."
- Jack London

"There are two rules in life: Rule #1: Don't sweat the small stuff. Rule #2: Everything is small stuff."
- Finn Taylor

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
- Mae West

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"If you don't run your own life, somebody else will."
- John Atkinson

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on."
- Robert Frost

"Life has no meaning the moment you loose the illusion of being eternal."
- Jean-Paul Sartre

"Life is a tragedy for those who feel; and a comedy for those who think."
- Chinese Proverb

"Life is either a great adventure or nothing."
- Helen Keller

Love Sayings

 "With true love comes no doubts, no jealousy, and no worries."
- Unknown

"If their smile warms your heart, embrace eases you, and kiss distills all wrong done to man, then you know that you have found true love."
- Unknown

"True love is not for a second, but for eternity."
- Unknown

"True love should be lived like an unperfect circle that has its bumps but never ends."
- Unknown

"True love is not something that comes everyday, Follow your heart, it knows the right answer."
- Unknown

"Nothing compares with the finding of true love, because once you do your heart is complete."
- Unknown

"True love comes quietly without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
- Unknown

"If love is so important to have that one doesn't want to lose it, why is it when we find true love we often don't notice it?"
- Unknown

"True love is unconditional and everlasting, it is established over time and validated with memories of the past."
- Unknown

 
"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."
- La Rochefoucauld

"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."
- Unknown

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."
- Unknown


"For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those 'It might have been.'"
- John Greenleaf Whittier

"What's meant to be will always find a way."
- Trisha Yearwood

"To be able to say how much you love is to love but little."
- Petrarch

"And love can come to everyone, the best things in life are free."
- Lew Brown & Buddy De Sylva

"A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me together forever and never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart."
- Unknown

"Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."
- Unknown

"True love is when your heart and your minds are saying the same thing."
- Leanna L. Bartram

"Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever."
- Unknown

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart, or burn down your house, you can never tell."
- Unknown

"Love yourself, for if you don't, how can you expect anybody else to love you?"
- Susan Lipsett and Liz Nelson

"Love is like quicksand--the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out."
- Unknown

"The heart has it's reasons that reason does not know."
- Pascal

"Loving can cost a lot but not loving always costs more, and those who fear to love often find that want of love is an emptiness that robs the joy from life."
- Merle Shan

"The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end."
- Disraeli

"To love is to admire with the heart; to admire is to love with the mind."
- Theophile Gautier

"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."
- Barbara De Angelis

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."
- Karen Casey

"Love is temporary...but friends are forever."
- Kelly Wheeler

"An immature love says I love you because I need you, but a mature love says I need you because I love you."
- Unknown

"Before you can truly live, you must first learn to love."
- Jennie Clemans

"Let your heart guide you...but listen closely because it whispers" - Land Before Time

"It is better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all."
- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam

"Why is it that we don't always recognize the moment love begins, but we always recognize the moment it ends?"
- Unknown

"Love starts with a SMILE, Grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR."
- Unknown

"Love is friendship, friendship is love. If love fails, friendship should remain. For friendship is the foundation of love"
- Unknown

"Promise me you'll never leave me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave."
- Winnie the Pooh

"To fall in love is awfully simple, to fall out of love is simply awful."
- Unknown

"You don't get to choose, you just fall."
- Unknown

"The sound of a kiss is not so loud as a cannon, but it's echo lasts a great deal longer."
-Unknown

"The greatest happiness of life it the conviction that we are loved."
- Victor Hugo

"The course of true love never did run smooth."
- William Shakespeare

"Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell."
- Unknown

"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."
- Albert Einstien

"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, Never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning."
- Unknown

"Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, Shall win my love."
- William Shakespeare

"Love comforteth like sunshine after rain."
- Shakespeare

"In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities."
- Janos Arany

"Love and a red nose can't be hid."
- Thomas Holcroft, Duplicity

"Two souls with a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one."
- Friedrich Halm Ingomar the Barbarian

"All is fair in love and war."
- Francais Edward Smedley, Frank Fairleigh

"The secret of love is seeking variety in your life together, and never letting routine chords dull the melody of your romance."
- Unknown

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."
- Alexander Smith

"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."
-La Rochefoucauld

"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."
- Stendhal

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."
- William M. Thackeray

"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."
- Alicia Barnhart

"Love is . . . born with the pleasure of looking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation!"
- Unknown

"Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to Love."
- Virgil

"What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue, and lime of love."
- Robert Herrick

"To be loved, be lovable."
- Unknown

"The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart."
- Saint Jerome

"If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than it was because he was he and I was I."
- Unknown

"The eyes those silent tongues of Love."
- Miguel de Cervantes

"Thank you for nothing."
- Miguel de Cervantes

"All for love, and nothing for reward."
- Edmund Spenser

"Gather therefore the Rose, whilst yet is prime, For soon comes age, that will her pride deflower: Gather the Rose of love, whilst yet is time."
- Unknown

 
"Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand."
- Mother Teresa

"Love is not what we become, but what we already are."
- Stephen Levine

"Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love."
- Charlie Brown

"Love is the extremely difficult realization that something other than oneself is real."
- Iris Murdoch

"If our love is only a will to possess, it is not love."
- Thich Nhat Hanh

"If the love you think you felt goes away quickly, then what you felt was never love to begin with."
- Henry Mac

"Things we do, we do for ourselves. But that which we love we have no choice but to give away."
- Edmond Medina

"True love is like a fine wine, the older the better."
- Fred Jacob

" If love is a sin, punish me by kisses. And if love is a crime, I wanna be your victim."
- Julie

"A kiss isn't worth anything until you give it to somebody else."
- Unknown

"The love in our hearts wasn't put there to stay, for love isn't love until you give it away."
- Unknown

"You can't describe the meaning of love. The answer lies within your heart" - L.P.

"Everybody loves an accent. It you've been unlucky in love, consider pulling up stakes and moving to another country. Then you'll be the one with a neat foreign accent."
- Marilyn vos Savant

"Love doesn't sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread: re-made all the time, made new."
- Ursula K. LeGuin

"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, And finds in your presence that life is worth while, So when you are lonely, remember it's true: Somebody, somewhere is thinking of you."
- Unknown

"There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love."
- Unknown

"The way to love anything, is to realize it may be lost."
- G.K. Chesterton

"There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you."
- Ashleigh Brilliant

"In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing."
- Mignon McLaughlin

"If I know what love is, it is because of you."
- Herman Hesse

"Love is like the measles, we all have to go through it."
- Unknown

"There's a smile in my heart, that I've waited my whole life for."
- Unknown

"A life filled with love must have some thorns; but a life empty of love will have no roses."
- Unknown

"No three words have greater power than 'I Love You'."
- Unknown

"Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart."
- Kahlil Gibran

"The first duty of love is to listen."
- Unknown

"It is never too late to fall in love."
- Anonymous

"Respect is love in plain clothes."
- Unknown

"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."
- Peter Ustinov

"The longest journey a man must take is the eighteen inches from his head to his heart."
- Unknown


"Love is most nearly itself When here and now cease to matter."
- T.S. Eliot

"Since I can't be with you right now I will have to be content just dreaming about when we will be together again."
- Susan Polis Schutz

"A person can be in love with someone forever till the end of time. But if that person doesn't tell or show the feelings of love, it will be just another person living in a dream, lost of true love."
- Unknown

"The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up."
- Unknown

"A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep."
- Cinderella

"You and her that's what you want. You and me... that's what I dream."
- Unknown

"The best dreams happen when you're awake."
- Unknown

"Love is when the woman of your dreams becomes a reality and sleep stops being a priority."
- Unknown

"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time."
- Hobbes

"For hearing my thoughts, understanding my dreams and being my best friend... For filling my life with joy and loving me without end...I do."
- Unknown

"If the only place where I could see you was in my dreams, I'd sleep forever."
- Unknown

"A memory of true love is like a favorite song; no matter how many times it plays again, you never get tired of it."
- Unknown

"True love is knowing a person's faults, and loving them even more for them."
- Unknown

"I never felt true love until I was with you, and I never felt true sadness until you left me."
- Unknown

"True love only comes once in a life time, so take it as it goes and enjoy every bit of it while it is still burning strong."
- Unknown

"Only a person who has not felt true love can move on in life saying 'There are lots of other fish in the sea.'"
- Unknown

"The heart and the soul must bind together to make true love."
- Unknown

"True love is when you have to watch a friend leave, with the knowledge that you might never see him again. But you know he'll be in your mind and heart forever..."
- Unknown

"So many times I thought I would never find someone to love me the way I needed to be loved. Then you came into my life and showed me what true love really is!"
- Unknown


"Countless words, nor countless actions could ever define my feelings for you. True love defies definition."
- Unknown

"True love endures, if it does not, then it was never true."
- Unknown

"No matter how hard things seem, true love will aide you through it."
- Unknown

"Love is a gift, not an obligation, follow your heart and always trust the person you love."
- Unknown

"Love is like air... it's not important unless it's not there!"
- Unknown

"Love is like a butterfly, it settles upon you when you least expect it."
- Unknown

"Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence."
- Jeff Zinnert

"Love is when your mouth has no need to move to make him/her happy because your heart is beating, and that's all that matters."
- Kaitlin Rogers

"Love is like a knife, it can stab the heart or it can carve wonderful images into the soul that will last a lifetime."
- Unknown


"Loving someone that doesn't love you is like reaching for a star. You know you'll never reach it but you just got to keep trying."
- Unknown

"All I need is my one star in the sky, to wish for you everyday."
- Unknown

"I wish I had the guts to walk away & forget about what we had, but I can't because I know you won't come after me & that's what hurts the most."
- Unknown

"I'm so afraid to feel nothing so I feel everything."
- Unknown

"All I want to do is get with you and make the pain go away."
-Unknown

"No man is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry."
- Unknown

"Don't wait for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without."
- Unknown

"What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who is making you cry?"
- Unknown

"I want to be happy because he's happy...but how can I be happy knowing that I'm not the one who's making him smile?"
- Unknown

"It's not that I can't live without you...it's just that I don't even want to try."
- Unknown

"There are a million things in the world I want, but all I need is you."
- Unknown

"Guys are like stars... there are a million of them but only one can make your dreams come true."
- Unknown

"One day you'll love me as I love you. One day you'll think of me as I think of you. One day you'll cry for me as I cry for you. One day you'll want me, but I won't want you."
- Unknown

"Age does not protect us from love, But love to some extent protects us from age."
- Unknown

"Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less."
- Julius Gordon

"Sometimes the perfect person for you is the one you least expect."
- Unknown

"There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart, pursue those."
- Unknown

"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without one!"
- City Of Angels (movie)

"If you spend your life trying to find the perfect 'one', you'll find it too late. True love comes when you least expect it."
- Francesca R. Aguado

"Love goes unseen, until you see it go."
- Unknown

"Love is like a bird, you never know when it is going to come and shit on your face."
- Unknown

"If I could be anything in the world I would be your teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips."
-Unknown

"It takes years to build up trust and just seconds to destroy it."
- Unknown
"Love is when you wake up thinking of no one else but, that person!"
- Unknown

"Love is when you look into someones eyes and go all the way inside, to their soul and you both know... instantly."
- Angela Chase on My So Called Life

"My heart, my life, my soul....she has the key to them all. She has but to turn the key and allow me to surround her... with my warmth and love."
- Unknown

"No matter how badly your heart is broken, the world does not stop for your grief."
- Unknown

"My heart smiled when you kissed my lips. What a sweet suprise."
- Jan Arden

"Listen to your heart, for it knows the truth"
- Unknown

"Love that remains longest in your heart is the one that is not returned."
- Unknown

"Never have regrets, follow your heart."
- Jeff Zinnert

"Angels capture love and sprinkle it upon our hearts."
- Unknown

"I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth."
- Chico Maroc

"A kiss upon the hand of someone you truly love, is more beautiful, and more valuable than any diamond or gem could ever be."
- Unknown

"A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one."
- Guy de Maupassant

"I hate the stars because I look at the same ones as you do, without you."
- Unknown

"The stars shine brightest only in your eyes."
- Unknown

"What would it be like to swing on a star, or walk on a cloud? Would it be anything like what I feel whenever you are near?"
- Unknown

Wise Sms Quotes

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
- Albert Einstein

"Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world."
- Albert Einstein

"People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little."
- Jean Jacques Rousseau

"Knowledge is power."
- Francis Bacon

"To see things in the seed, that is genius."
- Lao-tzu

"To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men - that is genius."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance."
- Confucious

"Knowing and not doing are equal to not knowing at all."
- Unknown

"The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires."
- William Arthur Ward

"Knowledge is love and light and vision."
- Helen Keller

"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."
- C. S. Lewis

""Knowledge may give weight, but accomplishments give lustre, and many more people see than weigh."
- Earl of Chesterfield

"The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone."
- Lady Stella Reading

"The truth is more important than the facts."
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Text Message Shorthand and Chat Acronyms

More than 80 million persons texting massages frequently, it is no wonder you have seen this secret looking code.Usually used wherever people get online containing IM’ing, Short Massaging, cell phones, Blackberries, PDAs, Web sites, newsgroup postings, in chat rooms, on blogs, these abbreviations are used by people to connect with each other. The actual definition of an abbreviation and text shorthand is here.
Note: "C" and "S" are used interchangeably for "See" --and-- "U" and "Y" are used interchangeably for "You"

•    !I have a comment
•    *$Starbucks
•    ,!!!!talk to the hand
•    02Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02
•    10Qthank you
•    1174Nude club
•    121One to one
•    1337Elite -or- leet -or- L337
•    143I love you
•    1432I Love You Too
•    14AA41One for All and All for One
•    182I hate you
•    190 hand
•    20Location
•    2B or not 2BTo Be Or Not To Be
•    2b@To Be At
•    2BZ4UQTToo Busy For You Cutey
•    2G2B4GToo Good To Be Forgotten
•    2G2BTToo Good To Be True
•    2moroTomorrow
•    2niteTonight
•    2U2To You Too
•    303Mom
•    404I haven't a clue
•    411Information
•    420Marijuana
•    459I love you
•    4COLFor Crying Out Loud
•    4EAEForEver And Ever
•    4evaforever
•    4everForever
•    4NRForeigner
•    4QF*** You
•    511Too much information
•    53XSex
•    5FS5 Finger Salute
•    8Oral sex
•    831I Love You
•    86Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
•    9Parent is watching
•    99Parent is no longer watching
•    ::poof::i'm gone
•    <3heart
•    ?I have a question
•    ?^hook up?
•    @+At Plus
•    @TEOTDAt The End Of The Day
•    A/S/L/PAge/Sex/Location/Picture
•    A3Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
•    AAAAAAmerican Association Against Acronym Abuse
•    AAFAs A Friend -or- Always And Forever
•    AAKAsleep At Keyboard
•    AAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
•    AAMOIAs A Matter Of Interest
•    AARAt Any Rate
•    AAR8At Any Rate
•    AASAlive And Smiling
•    AATKAlways At The Keyboard
•    AAYFAs Always, Your Friend
•    ABAss Backwards
•    ab/abtabout
•    ABITHIWTITBA Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
•    ABT2About To
•    ACDAlt Control Delete
•    ACEAccess Control Entry
•    ACKAcknowledgement
•    ACORNA Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
•    ADADAnother Day Another Dollar
•    ADBBAll Done Bye Bye
•    addyaddress
•    ADIHAnother Day In Hell
•    ADIPAnother Day In Paradise
•    ADNAdvanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
•    ADRAddress
•    ADVDAdvised
•    AEAPAs Early As Possible
•    AFAGAYA Friend As Good As You
•    AFAHMASPA Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
•    AFAICAs Far As I'm Concerned
•    AFAICSAs Far As I Can See
•    AFAICTAs Far As I Can Tell
•    AFAIKAs Far As I Know
•    AFAIRAs Far As I Remember
•    AFAIUAs Far As I Understand
•    AFAIUIAs Far As I Understand It
•    AFAPAs Far As Possible
•    AFAYCAs Far As You're Concerned
•    AFCAway From Computer
•    AFDNAny F***ing Day Now
•    AFGOAnother F***ing Growth Opportunity
•    AFIAAAs Far As I Am Aware
•    AFINIAFIA Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
•    AFJApril Fools Joke
•    AFKAway From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
•    AFPOEA Fresh Pair Of Eyes
•    AFTAbout F***ing Time
•    AFZAcronym Free Zone
•    AGBAlmost Good Bridge
•    AGKWEAnd God Knows What Else
•    AIAMUAnd I'm A Monkey's Uncle
•    aightall right
•    AIHAs It Happens
•    AIMBAs I Mentioned Before
•    AIMPAlways In My Prayers
•    AISBAs I Said Before
•    AISEAs I Said Earlier
•    AISIAs I See It
•    AITRAdult In The Room
•    AKA or a.k.a.Also Known As
•    ALAPAs Late As Possible
•    alconAll Concerned
•    ALOLActually Laughing Out Loud
•    ALOTBSOLAlways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
•    ALTGAct Locally, Think Globally
•    AMAPAs Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
•    AMBWAll My Best Wishes
•    AMFAdios Mother F***er
•    AMLAll My Love
•    AMRMTYFTSAll My Roommates Thank You For The Show
•    ANFAWFOSAnd Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
•    ANFSCDAnd Now For Something Completely Different
•    ANGBAlmost Nearly Good Bridge
•    AOASAll Of A Sudden
•    AOBAbuse Of Bandwidth
•    AONApropos Of Nothing
•    AORAgency On Record
•    APApple Pie
•    ARAction Required
•    ASApe Sh** -or- Another Subject
•    ASAFPAs Soon As F***ing Possible
•    ASAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
•    ASAPAs Soon As Possible
•    ASAYGTAs Soon As You Get This
•    ASLAge/Sex/Location
•    ASLMHAge/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
•    ATABAin't That A Bitch
•    ATCAny Two Cards
•    ATMAt The Moment -or- Asynchronous Transfer Mode -or- Automated Teller Machine
•    ATSLAlong The Same Line
•    ATSTAt The Same Time
•    ATWAll The Web -or- Around The Web -or- All The Way
•    ATWDAgree That We Disagree
•    AUNTAnd U Know This
•    AUNTMAnd U Know This Man
•    AWCAfter While, Crocodile
•    AWGTHTGTTAAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
•    AWHFYAre We Having Fun Yet?
•    AWLTPAvoiding Work Like The Plague
•    AWNIACAll We Need Is Another Chair
•    AWOLAbsent Without Leave
•    AWTTWA Word To The Wise
•    AYCAren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
•    AYCEAll You Can Eat
•    AYKAs You Know
•    AYORAt Your Own Risk
•    AYSOSAre You Stupid Or Something
•    AYTMTBAnd You're Telling Me This Because
•    AYVAre You Vertical?
•    B&FBack and Forth
•    B/CBecause
•    B4Before
•    B4NBye For Now
•    B4UBefore You
•    B4YKIBefore You Know It
•    BABYBeing Annoyed By You
•    BACBad Ass Chick
•    BAGBusting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
•    BAKBack At Keyboard
•    BAMFBad Ass Mother F***er
•    bananacode word for penis
•    BARBBuy Abroad but Rent in Britain
•    BAUBusiness As Usual
•    BBBe Back -or- Buzzard Breath
•    BB4NBye Bye for Now
•    BBAMFICBig Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
•    BBBBye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
•    BBBGBye Bye Be Good
•    BBFBBMBody By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
•    BBFNBye Bye for Now
•    BBIABBe Back In A Bit
•    BBIAFBe Back In A Few
•    BBIASBe Back In A Sec
•    BBIAWBe Back In A While
•    BBLBe Back Later
•    BBMFICBig Bad Mother F***er In Charge
•    BBRBurnt Beyond Repair
•    BBSBe Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
•    BBSDBe Back Soon Darling
•    BBSLBe Back Sooner or Later
•    BBTBe Back Tomorrow
•    BBWBig Beautiful Woman
•    BCBecause
•    BCBGBon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
•    BCBSBig Company, Big School
•    BCNUBe Seeing You
•    bcozbecause
•    BDBig Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
•    BDBI5MBusy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
•    BDCBig Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
•    BDNBig Damn Number
•    BEGBig Evil Grin
•    beosNudge
•    BFBoyfriend -or- Best Friend
•    BFDBig F***ing Deal
•    BFEBum F*** Egypt
•    BFFBest Friends Forever
•    BFFNBest Friends For Now
•    BFFTTEBest Friends Forever Til The End
•    BFNBye For Now
•    BFRBig F***ing Rock
•    BGBe Good
•    BHAGBig Hairy Audacious Goal
•    BHGBig Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
•    BHIMBGOBloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
•    BHOFBald Headed Old Fart
•    BIBusiness Intelligence
•    BI5Back In Five
•    BIBIBye Bye
•    BIBOBeer In, Beer Out
•    BIFBasis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
•    BILBrother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
•    BIOBring It On
•    BIOIYABreak It Off In Your Ass
•    BIONBelieve It Or Not
•    BIOYEBlow It Out Your Ear
•    BIOYIOPBlow It Out Your I/O Port
•    BIOYNBlow it Out Your Nose
•    BITCHBasically In The Clear Homey
•    BITDBack In The Day
•    BITFOBBring It The F*** On, Bitch
•    BJBlow Job
•    BKABetter Known As
•    BLBelly Laughing
•    BLBBLBBack Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
•    BlkbryBlackberry
•    BMByte Me
•    BMFBad Mother F***er
•    BMGWLBusting My Gut With Laughter
•    BMOCBig Man On Campus
•    BMOFBite Me Old Fart
•    BMOTAByte Me On The Ass
•    BMSBaby Making Sex
•    BNDNBeen Nowhere Done Nothing
•    BNFBig Name Fan
•    BOBug Off -or- Body Odor
•    BOBBattery Operated Boyfriend
•    BOBFOCBody Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
•    BOCTAAEBut Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
•    BOFHBastard Operator From Hell
•    BOHICABend Over Here It Comes Again
•    BONBelieve it Or Not
•    bookit means cool
•    BOTECBack Of The Envelope Calculation
•    BOTOHBut On The Other Hand
•    BPLMBig Person Little Mind
•    BRBathroom
•    BRBBe Right Back
•    BRICBrazil, Russia, India, China
•    BRTBe Right There
•    BSBig Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
•    BSAAWBig Smile And A Wink
•    BSBD&NEBook Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
•    BSEGBig Sh** Eating Grin
•    BSFBut Seriously, Folks
•    BSODBlue Screen of Death
•    BTByte This
•    BTABut Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
•    BTDBored To Death
•    BTDTBeen There Done That
•    BTDTGTSBeen There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
•    BTFOBack The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
•    BTHOOMBeats The Heck Out Of Me
•    BTNBetter Than Nothing
•    BTOIYABe There Or It's Your Ass
•    BTSOOMBeats The Sh** Out Of Me
•    BTTTBack To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
•    BTWBy The Way
•    BTWBOBe There With Bells On
•    BTWITIAILWUBy The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
•    BUFFBig Ugly Fat F***
•    buhbyebye
•    BWBest Wishes
•    BWDIKBut What Do I Know
•    BWLBursting With Laughter
•    BWOBlack, White or Other
•    BWTMBut Wait, There's More
•    BYKTBut You Knew That
•    BYOABring Your Own Advil
•    BYOBBring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
•    BYOWBuild Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
•    BZBusy
•    c yasee ya
•    C&GChuckly and Grin
•    C-PSleepy
•    C-TCity
•    C/PCross Post
•    C/SChange of Subject
•    C4NCiao For Now
•    CAACCool As A Cucumber
•    CASCrack A Smile
•    CBChat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back
•    CBBCan't Be Bothered
•    CBFCan't Be F***ed
•    CBJCovered Blow Job
•    CD9Code 9 - it means parents are around
•    CFCoffee Freak
•    CFVCall For Vote
•    CHAClick Here Asshole
•    CIAOGoodbye (in Italian)
•    CICOCoffee In, Coffee Out
•    CICYHWCan I Copy Your Home Work
•    CIDConsider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
•    CILCheck In Later
•    CINBAClad In Naught But Air
•    CLMCareer Limiting Move
•    CMCall Me
•    CMAPCover My Ass Partner
•    CMFCount My Fingers
•    CMIWCorrect Me if I'm Wrong
•    CMUCrack Me Up
•    CNPContinued in Next Post
•    COBClose Of Business
•    COBRASCome On By Right After School
•    CODChange Of Dressing
•    Cof$Church of Scientology
•    CofSChurch of Scientology
•    COSChange Of Subject
•    CQRTSecurity
•    CRAFTCan't Remember A F***ing Thing
•    CRAPCheap Redundant Assorted Products
•    CRATCan't Remember A Thing
•    CRAWSCan't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
•    CRBCome Right Back
•    CRBTCrying Real Big Tears
•    CRDCaucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency
•    CRDTCHCKCredit Check
•    CRSCan't Remember Sh**
•    CRTLACan't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
•    CSCareer Suicide
•    CSACool Sweet Awesome
•    CSLCan't Stop Laughing
•    CSNChuckle, Snicker, Grin
•    CTCan't Talk
•    CTACall To Action
•    CTCCare To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken
•    CTFOCome The F*** On
•    CTMQChuckle To Myself Quietly
•    CTOCheck This Out
•    CUSee You -or- Cracking Up
•    CU46See You For Sex
•    CUATUSee You Around The Universe
•    CUL8RSee You Later
•    CULASee You Later Alligator
•    CUNSSee You In School
•    CUOLSee You OnLine
•    CUWTACatch Up With The Acronyms
•    CUZBecause
•    CWOTComplete Waste Of Time
•    CWYLChat With You Later
•    CXCancelled
•    CYCalm Yourself
•    CYACover Your Ass -or- See Ya
•    CYECheck your Email
•    CYLSee You Later
•    CYMCheck Your Mail
•    CYOSee You Online
•    CYTSee You Tomorrow
•    D&MDeep & Meaningful
•    d/cdisconnected
•    d00ddude, also seen as dood
•    dathere
•    DAMHIKTDon't Ask Me How I Know That
•    DARFCDucking And Running For Cover
•    DBADoing Business As
•    DBABAIDon't Be A Bitch About It
•    DBDDon't Be Dumb
•    DBEYRDon't Believe Everything You Read
•    DDDue Diligence
•    DDSOSDifferent Day, Same Old Sh**
•    defDefinitely
•    DEGTDon't Even Go There
•    demthem
•    DENIALDon't Even Notice I Am Lying
•    desethese
•    DETIDon't Even Think It
•    dewddude
•    deythey
•    DFDear Friend
•    DFIKDarn If I Know
•    DFLADisenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
•    DFUDon't F*** Up
•    DGADon't Go Anywhere
•    DGTDon't Go There
•    DGTGDon't Go There Girlfriend
•    DGYFDamn Girl You're Fine
•    DHDear Husband
•    DHYBDon't Hold Your Breath
•    DIAFDie In A Fire
•    DICDrunk In Charge
•    DIKUDo I Know You?
•    DILLIGADDo I Look Like I Give A Damn
•    DILLIGASDo I Look Like I Give A Sh**
•    DINKDouble Incomes, No Kids
•    DIRFTDo It Right the First Time
•    DISTODid I Say That Outloud?
•    DITRDancing In The Rain
•    dittosame here
•    DITYIDDid I Tell You I'm Distressed
•    DIYDo It Yourself
•    DKDCDon't Know Don't Care
•    DLDown Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
•    DLTBBBDon't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
•    DLTMDon't Lie To Me
•    DMIDon't Mention It
•    DNBL8Do Not Be Late
•    DNCDoes Not Compute
•    DNDDo Not Disturb
•    DNPMPLDamn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing
•    DOCDrug Of Choice
•    DOEDepends On Experience
•    DOEIGoodbye (in Dutch)
•    DORDDepartment Of Redundancy Department
•    DPDomestic Partner
•    dpsDamage Per Second
•    DPUPDon't Poop Your Pants
•    DQMOTDon't Quote Me On This
•    DQYDJDon't Quit Your Day Job
•    DRBDirty Rat Bastard
•    DRIBDon't Read If Busy
•    DSTR8Damn Straight
•    DTCDeep Throaty Chuckle
•    DTRTDo The Right Thing
•    DUIDriving Under the Influence
•    DUMDo You Masturbate?
•    DUNADon't Use No Acronyms
•    dunnoi don't know
•    DURSDamn You Are Sexy
•    DUSLDo You Scream Loud?
•    DUSTDid You See That?
•    DWBDon't Write Back
•    DWBHDon't Worry Be Happy
•    DWIDriving While Intoxicated
•    DWPKOTLDeep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
•    DWSDriving While Stupid
•    DWWWISurfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
•    DWYMDoes What You Mean
•    DYFMDude You Fascinate Me
•    DYHABDo You Have A Boyfriend?
•    DYHAGDo You Have A Girlfriend
•    DYJHIWDon't You Just Hate It When...
•    DYLIDo You Love It?
•    DYOFDWDo Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
•    DYSTSOTTDid You See The Size Of That Thing
•    E123Easy as One, Two, Three
•    E2HOEach to His/Her Own
•    EAKEating at Keyboard
•    EAPFSEverything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
•    EEElectronic Emission
•    EE or EEsEmployee -or- Employees
•    effinF***ing
•    EFTElectronic Funds Transfer
•    EGEvil Grin
•    ELEvil Laugh
•    EMExcuse Me
•    EMAE-Mail Address
•    EMFBIExcuse Me For Butting In
•    EMFJIExcuse Me For Jumping In
•    EMIExcuse My Ignorance
•    EMLEmail Me Later
•    EMRTWEvil Monkey's Rule The World
•    EMSGE-Mail Message
•    EODEnd Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
•    EOLEnd Of Life
•    EOMEnd Of Message
•    EOTEnd Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
•    ESADEat Sh** And Die
•    ESADYFAEat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
•    ESEMEDEvery Second Every Minute Every Day
•    ESHExperience, Strength, and Hope
•    ESMFEat Sh** Mother F***er
•    ESOEquipment Smarter than Operator
•    ETAEstimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
•    ETLAETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
•    every1everyone
•    EVRE1Every One
•    EWIE-mailing While Intoxicated
•    EZEasy
•    F2FFace-to-Face
•    FABFeatures Attributes Benefits
•    FAHF***ing A Hot
•    FAPF***ing A Pissed
•    FAQLFrequently Asked Questions List
•    FASBFast Ass Son Bitchii
•    FAWCFor Anyone Who Cares
•    FAWOMFTFrequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
•    FAYF*** All Y'all
•    FBF*** Buddy -or- FaceBook
•    FBIF***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
•    FBKSFailure Between Keyboard and Seat
•    FBOCDFacebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
•    FCFSFirst Come, First Served
•    FCOLFor Crying Out Loud
•    FDGBFall Down Go Boom
•    FEFatal Error
•    FEARForget Everything And Run -or- Face Everything And Recover
•    FFFriends Forever
•    FF&PNFresh Fields and Pastures New
•    FFSFor F*** Sake
•    FGDAIFuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
•    FIFF*** I'm Funny
•    FIFOFirst In, First Out
•    FIGSFrench, Italian, German, Spanish
•    FIIKF*** If I Know
•    FILFather-In-Law
•    FILFFather I'd Like to F***
•    FILTHFailed In London, Try Hong Kong
•    FINEF***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
•    FISHFirst in, Still Here
•    FITBFill In The Blanks
•    FLAFour Letter Acronym
•    FLUIDF***ing Look it Up, I Did
•    FMLTWIAF*** Me Like The Whore I Am
•    FMTYEWTKFar More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
•    FMUTAF*** Me Up The Ass
•    FNGF***ing New Guy
•    FOF*** Off
•    FOADF*** Off And Die
•    FOAFFriend Of A Friend
•    FOAGF*** Off And Google
•    FOCFree of Charge
•    FOFLFalling on Floor Laughing
•    FOGCFear Of Getting Caught
•    FOLFond of Leather
•    FOMCFell Off My Chair
•    FOMCLFalling Off My Chair Laughing
•    FORDFound On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
•    FOSFull Of Sh**
•    FOUOFor Official Use Only
•    FREDF***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
•    FSFor Sale
•    FSBOFor Sale By Owner
•    FSRFor Some Reason
•    FSUF*** Sh** Up
•    FTASBFaster Than A Speeding Bullet
•    FTBOMHFrom The Bottom Of My Heart
•    FTEFull Time Employee
•    FTFF*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face
•    FTFOIFor The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
•    FTLFaster Than Light
•    FTLOGFor The Love Of God
•    FTNF*** That Noise
•    FTRFor The Record
•    FTRFF*** That's Really Funny
•    FTTBFor The Time Being
•    FTWFor The Win -or- F*** The World
•    FU2F*** You Too
•    FUBARF***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)
•    FUBBF***ed Up Beyond Belief
•    FUDFear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
•    FUJIMOF*** You Jack I'm Movin' On
•    FUMF***ed Up Mess
•    FURTBFilled Up and Ready To Burst
•    FWBFriends With Benefits
•    FWDForward
•    FWIWFor What It's Worth
•    FWOTF***ing Waste Of Time
•    FYAFor Your Amusement
•    FYEFor Your Edification
•    FYEOFor Your Eyes Only
•    FYFFrom Your Friend
•    FYIFor Your Information
•    FYIFVF*** You I'm Fully Vested
•    FYLTGEFrom Your Lips To Gods Ears
•    FYMFor Your Misinformation
•    FYSBIGTBABNFasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
•    GGuess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
•    G1Good One
•    G2GGot to Go
•    G2GLYSGot To Go Love Ya So
•    G4IGo For It
•    G4NGood For Nothing
•    GAGo Ahead
•    GABGetting A Beer
•    GAFLGet A F***ing Life
•    GAFYKGet Away From Your Keyboard
•    GAGFIGives A Gay First Impression
•    GAHOYGet A Hold Of Yourself
•    GALGet A Life
•    GALGALGive A Little Get A Little
•    GALHERGet A Load of Her
•    GALHIMGet A Load of Him
•    GANBGetting Another Beer
•    GAPGot A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
•    GASGot A Second?
•    gawdgod
•    GBGood Bridge
•    GBGGreat Big Grin
•    GBHGreat Big Hug
•    GBTWGet Back To Work
•    GCGood Crib
•    GD&RGrinning, Ducking and Running
•    GD&RFGrinning, Ducking and Running Fast
•    GDIGod Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
•    GDWGrin, Duck and Wave
•    GFGirlfriend
•    GFFGo F***ing Figure
•    GFIGo For It
•    GFNGone For Now
•    GFONGood For One Night
•    GFRGrim File Reaper
•    GFTDGone For The Day
•    GFYGood For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
•    GFYMFGo F*** Yourself Mother F***er
•    GGGood Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
•    GGAGood Game All
•    GGGGGod, God, God, God
•    GGNGotta Go Now
•    GGOHGotta Get Out of Here
•    GGPGotta Go Pee
•    GGYGo Google Yourself
•    GHMGod Help Me
•    GIGoogle It
•    GICGift In Crib
•    GIDKGee I Don't Know
•    GIGOGarbage In, Garbage Out
•    GILFGrandmother I'd Like to F***
•    GISTGreat Ideas for Starting Things
•    GIWISTGee, I Wish I'd Said That
•    GJGood Job
•    GJPGood Job Partner
•    GLGood Luck -or- Get Lost
•    GLAGood Luck All
•    GLBGood Looking Boy
•    GLBTGay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender - also seen as LBGT
•    GLGGood Looking Girl
•    GLGHGood Luck and Good Hunting
•    GLYASDIGod Loves You And So Do I
•    GMGood Morning -or- Good Move
•    GMABGive Me A Break
•    GMAFBGive Me A F***ing Break
•    GMTAGreat Minds Think Alike
•    GMTFTGreat Minds Think For Themselves
•    GNGood Night
•    GNBLFYGot Nothing But Love For You
•    GNOCGet Naked On Cam
•    GNSDGood Night Sweet Dreams
•    GOIGet Over It
•    GOKGod Only Knows
•    GOLGiggling Out Loud
•    GOOD jobGet Out Of Debt job
•    GOSGay Or Straight
•    GOWIGet On With It
•    GOYHHGet Off Your High Horse
•    GR&DGrinning Running And Ducking
•    GR2BRGood Riddance To Bad Rubbish
•    GR8Great
•    GRASGenerally Recognized As Safe
•    gratzCongratulations
•    grrlzgirls, also seen as grrl
•    GRRRGrowling
•    GSCGimme Some Credit
•    GSOASGo Sit On A Snake
•    GSOHGood Sense Of Humor
•    GSYJDWURMNKHGood Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat
•    GTGood Try
•    GTFOGet The F*** Out
•    GTFOOHGet The F*** Out Of Here
•    GTGGot To Go
•    GTGBGot To Go, Bye
•    GTGPGot To Go Pee
•    GTHGo To Hell
•    GTKGood To Know
•    GTMGiggle To Myself
•    GTRMGoing To Read Mail
•    GTSYGlad To See You
•    GUDGeographically UnDesirable
•    guvmentgovernment, also seen as guvmint, gumint
•    GWIGet With It
•    GWSGet Well Soon
•    GYHOOYAGet Your Head Out Of Your Ass
•    GYPOGet Your Pants Off
•    H&KHugs and Kisses
•    h/oHold On
•    h/pHold Please
•    H2SHere To Stay
•    H4UHot For You
•    H4XX0RHacker -or- To Be Hacked
•    H9Husband in room
•    HADVDHave Advised
•    hag1have a good one
•    HAGDHave a Great Day
•    HAGNHave A Good Night
•    HAGOHave A Good One
•    HAKHugs And Kisses
•    HANDHave a Nice Day
•    HARHit And Run
•    HAWTLWHello And Welcome To Last Week
•    HBHurry Back
•    HBASTDHitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
•    HBBHip Beyond Belief
•    HBIBHot But Inappropriate Boy
•    HBICHead Bitch In Charge
•    HBUHow Bout You?
•    HCCHoly Computer Crap
•    HDHold
•    HFHello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
•    HHISHanging Head In Shame
•    HHO1/2KHa Ha, Only Half Kidding
•    HHOJHa-Ha, Only Joking
•    HHOKHa Ha, Only Kidding
•    HHOSHa-Ha, Only Serious
•    HHTYAYHappy Holidays To You And Yours
•    Hi 5HIgh Five
•    HIGHow's It Going
•    HIHHope It Helps
•    HIOOCHelp, I'm Out Of Coffee
•    HITAKSHang In There And Keep Smiling
•    HMFICHead MOFO In Charge
•    HMUHit Me Up
•    HNTIHow Nice That/This Is
•    HNTWHow Nice That Was
•    HNYHappy New Year
•    HOHang On -or- Hold On
•    HOHAHOllywood HAcker
•    HOICHold On, I'm Coming
•    HOYEWHanging On Your Every Word
•    HPHigher Power
•    HPOAHot Piece Of Ass
•    HPPOHighest Paid Person in Office
•    HSIKHow Should I Know
•    HTHi There
•    HTBHang The Bastards
•    HTHHope This (or That) Helps
•    HTNOTHHit The Nail On The Head
•    HUHook Up
•    HUAHeads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass
•    HUDHow You Doing?
•    HUGZHugs
•    huhwhat
•    HUYAHead Up Your Ass
•    HWGAHere We Go Again
•    I 1-D-RI Wonder
•    I <3 UI Love You
•    i h8 iti hate it
•    I&IIntercourse & Inebriation
•    I-D-LIdeal
•    IACIn Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares
•    IAEIn Any Event
•    IAGTKOMI Ain't Got That Kind Of Money
•    IAITSIt's All In The Subject
•    IANACI Am Not A Crook
•    IANADBIPOOTVI Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
•    IANAEI Am Not An Expert
•    IANALI Am Not A Lawyer
•    IANNNGCI Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
•    IASAP4UI Always Say A Prayer For You
•    IATI Am Tired
•    IAWI Agree With -or- In Accordance With
•    IAYMI Am Your Master
•    IBGYBGI'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
•    IBIWISII'll Believe It When I See It
•    IBKIdiot Behind Keyboard
•    IBRBI'll Be Right Back
•    IBTIn Between Technology
•    IBTCItty Bitty Titty Committee
•    IBTDI Beg To Differ
•    IBTLIn Before The Lock
•    ICIndependant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
•    ICBWI Could Be Wrong
•    ICBWICBMIt Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me
•    ICWI Can't Wait
•    ICYCIn Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
•    ID10TIdiot
•    IDCI Don't Care
•    IDGADI Don't Give A Damn
•    IDGAFI Don't Give A F***
•    IDGARAI Don't Give A Rats Ass
•    IDGII Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved
•    IDKI Don't Know
•    IDK, my BFF JillI Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
•    IDKYI Don't Know You
•    IDMIt Does Not Matter
•    IDRKI Don't Really Know
•    IDSTI Didn't Say That
•    IDTAI Did That Already
•    IDTSI Don't Think So
•    IEFIt's Esther's Fault
•    IF/IBIn the Front -or- In the Back
•    IFABI Found A Bug
•    IFUI F***ed Up
•    IGGPI Gotta Go Pee
•    IGTPI Get The Point
•    IGWSIt Goes Without Saying
•    IGWSTIt Goes Without Saying That
•    IGYHTBTI Guess You Had To Be There
•    IHAI Hate Acronyms
•    IHAIMI Have Another Instant Message
•    IHNOI Have No Opinion
•    IHTFPI Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
•    IHUI Hear You
•    IIABDFIIf It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
•    IIIOIntel Inside, Idiot Outside
•    IIMADIf It Makes An(y) Difference
•    IINMIf I'm Not Mistaken
•    IIRIf I Remember -or- If I Recall
•    IIRCIf I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
•    IITIs It Tight?
•    IITLYTOIf It's Too Loud You're Too Old
•    IITMIt's In The Mail
•    IITYWIMWYBMADIf I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
•    IITYWYBMADIf I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
•    IIWMIf It Were Me
•    IJPMPI Just Pissed My Pants
•    IJSI'm Just Saying...
•    IJWTKI Just Want To Know
•    IJWTSI Just Want To Say
•    IKALOPLTI Know A Lot Of People Like That
•    IKRI Know, Right?
•    IKWYMI Know What You Mean
•    IKYABWAII Know You Are But What Am I?
•    ILAI Love Acronyms
•    ILF/MDI Love Female/Male Dominance
•    ILICISCOMKI Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
•    ILMJI Love My Job
•    ILUI Love You
•    ILUAAFI Love You As A Friend
•    ILYI Love You
•    IMInstant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
•    IM2BZ2PI aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
•    IMAI Might Add
•    IMAOIn My Arrogant Opinion
•    IMCOIn My Considered Opinion
•    IMEIn My Experience
•    IMEZRUI Am Easy, Are You?
•    IMGCI Might Get Caught
•    IMHEIUOIn My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
•    IMHOIn My Humble Opinion
•    IMJSI'M Just Saying
•    IMNERHOIn My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
•    IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble Opinion
•    IMOIn My Opinion
•    IMOOIn My Own Opinion
•    IMPOVIn My Point Of View
•    IMRI Mean Really
•    IMRUI Am, Are You?
•    IMSI Am Sorry
•    INBDIt's No Big Deal
•    INMPIt's Not My Problem
•    INNWIf Not Now, When
•    INPOIn No Particular Order
•    INUCOSMIt's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
•    IOHI'm Outta Here
•    IONIndex Of Names
•    IONOI Don't Know
•    IOTIn Order To
•    IOUI Owe You
•    IOUDInside, Outside, Upside Down
•    IOWIn Other Words
•    IPNI'm Posting Naked
•    IRLIn Real Life
•    ISAGNI See A Great Need
•    ISHInsert Sarcasm Here
•    ISOIn Search Of
•    ISSI Said So -or- I'm So Sure
•    ISSYGTII'm So Sure You Get The Idea
•    ISTMIt Seems To Me
•    ISTRI Seem To Remember
•    ISWCIf Stupid Were a Crime
•    ISWYMI See What You Mean
•    ISYALSI'll Send You A Letter Soon
•    ITAI Totally Agree
•    ITFAIn The Final Analysis
•    ITIGBSI Think I'm Going To Be Sick
•    ITMIn The Money
•    ITMAIt's That Man Again
•    ITSIntense Text Sex
•    ITSFWIIf The Shoe Fits Wear It
•    IUMIf You Must
•    IWALUI Will Always Love You
•    IWBAPTAKYAIYSTAI Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
•    IWBNIIt Would Be Nice If
•    IWFUI Wanna F*** You
•    IWIWUI Wish I Was You
•    IWSNI Want Sex Now
•    IYAOYASIf You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
•    IYDIn Your Dreams
•    IYDMMAIf You Don't Mind My Asking
•    IYFDIn Your F***ing Dreams
•    IYFEGInsert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
•    IYKWIMIf You Know What I Mean
•    IYKWIMAITYDIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
•    IYOIn Your Opinion
•    IYQI Like You
•    IYSSIf You Say So
•    IYSWIMIf You See What I Mean
•    J/CJust Checking
•    J/JJust Joking
•    J/KJust Kidding
•    J/OJerking Off
•    J/PJust Playing
•    J/WJust Wondering
•    J2LYKJust To Let You Know
•    J4FJust For Fun
•    J4GJust For Grins
•    J4T or JFTJust For Today
•    J5MJust Five Minutes
•    JADJust Another day
•    JAFOJust Another F***ing Onlooker
•    JAFSJust A F***ing Salesman
•    JAMJust A Minute
•    JASJust A Second
•    JCJust Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
•    JDIJust Do It
•    JDMJJust Doing My Job
•    JEOMKJust Ejaculated On My Keyboard
•    JFHJust F*** Her
•    JFIJust For Information
•    JHOJust Helping Out
•    JHOMJust Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.)
•    JHOMFJust Helping Out My Friend(s)
•    JICJust In Case
•    JKJust Kidding
•    JM2CJust My 2 Cents
•    JMOJust My Opinion
•    JOOTTJust One Of Those Things
•    JPJust Playing
•    JSUJust Shut Up
•    JSYKJust So You Know
•    JTJust Teasing
•    JTLYKJust To Let You Know
•    JTOLJust Thinking Out Loud
•    JTOUJust Thinking Of You
•    JUADLAMJumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
•    JWJust Wondering
•    KOK
•    KBKick Butt
•    KBDKeyboard
•    kewlit means cool
•    KFY -or- K4YKiss For You
•    KHYFKnow How You Feel
•    KIAKilled In Action
•    KIBOKnowledge In, Bullsh** Out
•    KIPPERSKids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings
•    KIRKeep It Real
•    KISSKeep It Simple Stupid
•    KITKeep In Touch
•    kittycode word for vagina
•    KKKiss Kiss
•    KMAKiss My Ass
•    KMBAKiss My Black Ass
•    KMFHAKiss My Fat Hairy Ass
•    KMPKeep Me Posted
•    KMRIAKiss My Royal Irish Arse
•    KMSLAKiss My Shiny Little Ass
•    KMUFKiss Me You Fool
•    KMWAKiss My White Ass
•    KOKKnock
•    KOTCKiss On The Cheek
•    KOTLKiss On The Lips
•    KPCKeeping Parents Clueless
•    KSKill Stealer
•    KUTGWKeep Up The Good Work
•    KWIMKnow What I Mean?
•    KWSTAKiss With Serious Tongue Action
•    KYBCKeep Your Bum Clean
•    KYFCKeep Your Fingers Crossed
•    KYNCKeep Your Nose Clean
•    KYPOKeep Your Pants On
•    KYSOTIKeep Your Stick On The Ice
•    LLaugh
•    L8RLater
•    L?^Let's hook up
•    LABATYDLife's A Bitch And Then You Die
•    LAGNAFLets All Get Naked And F***
•    LAQLame Ass Quote
•    LB?W/CLike Bondage? Whips or Chains
•    LBR and LGRLittle Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
•    LBUG or LBIGLaughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
•    LDLong Distance -or- Later Dude
•    LDIMEDILLIGAFLook Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
•    LDRLong Distance Relationship
•    LDTTWALet's Do The Time Warp Again
•    LFLet's F***
•    LFTILooking Forward To It
•    LGMASLord Give Me A Sign
•    LH6Let’s Have Sex
•    LHMLord Have Mercy
•    LHOLaughing Head Off
•    LHOSLets Have Online Sex
•    LHSOLet's Have Sex Online
•    LHULet's Hook Up
•    LIBLying In Bed
•    LIFOLast In, First Out
•    LISLaughing In Silence
•    LJBFLet's Just Be Friends
•    LKITRLittle Kid In The Room
•    LLAPLive Long and Prosper
•    LLOMLike Leno on Meth
•    LLTLooks Like Trouble
•    LLTALots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
•    LM4a~##zzzz>Let's Meet For A Joint
•    LMAOLaughing My Ass Off
•    LMBAOLaughing My Black Ass Off
•    LMFAOLaughing My F***ing Ass Off
•    LMHOLaughing My Head Off
•    LMIRLLet's Meet In Real Life
•    LMKLet Me Know
•    LMKHTWOFYLet Me Know How That Works Out For You
•    LMOALeft a Message On your Answering machine
•    LMSOLaughing My Socks Off
•    LMTCLeft a Message To Contact
•    LMTCBLeft Message To Call Back
•    LOBLying On Bed
•    LOLLaughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love
•    LOLALaugh Out Loud Again
•    LOLZLots Of Laughs
•    LOMBARDLots Of Money But A Right Dick
•    LOMLLove Of My Life
•    LONHLights On, Nobody Home
•    LOOLLaughing Outrageously Out Loud
•    LOPSODLong On Promises, Short On Delivery
•    LORELearn Once, Repeat Everywhere
•    LOULaughing Over You
•    LOVELots Of Voluntary Effort
•    LPCLead Pipe Cinch
•    LPOSLazy Piece Of Sh**
•    LRFLittle Rubber Feet
•    LSHITIPALLaughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
•    LSHMBHLaughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
•    LSVLanguage, Sex, Violence
•    LTHTTLaughing Too Hard To Type
•    LTICLaughing 'Til I Cry
•    LTIOLaughing Til I Orgasm
•    LTMLaughing To Myself
•    LTNSLong Time No See
•    LTNTLong Time, No Type
•    LTRLong Term Relationship
•    LTSLaughing to Self
•    LTTICLook The Teacher Is Coming
•    LULULocally Undesireable Land Use
•    LUMTPLove You More Than Pie
•    luserloser
•    LUSMLove You So Much
•    LWRLaunch When Ready
•    LYLove You
•    LY4ELove You Forever
•    LYALove You All
•    LYBLove You Babe
•    LYCYLBBLove You, See You Later, Bye Bye
•    LYKYAMYLove You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
•    LYLLove You Lots
•    LYLABLove You Like a Brother
•    LYLASLove You Like A Sister
•    LYLBLove You Later Bye
•    LYMILove You, Mean It
•    LYWAMHLove You With All My Heart
•    M2NYMe Too, Not Yet
•    M4CMeet for Coffee
•    m4wmen for women
•    M8 or M8sMate -or- Mates
•    MAMature Audience
•    MAYAMost Advanced Yet Accessible
•    MBMessage Board
•    MBNMust Be Nice
•    MBRFNMust Be Real F***ing Nice
•    MDDoctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director
•    MDRMort De Rire
•    MEGOMy Eyes Glaze Over
•    mehWho cares, whatever
•    MFMy Friend
•    MFDMulti-Function Device
•    MfGMit freundlichen Gruessen
•    MFICMother F***er In Charge
•    MFWICMo Fo Who's In Charge
•    MHBFYMy Heart Bleeds For You
•    mhhmuh huh -or- yeah
•    MHOTYMy Hat's Off To You
•    MIAMissing In Action
•    MIHMake It Happen
•    MIHAPMay I Have Your Attention Please
•    MILMother-In-Law
•    MILFMother I'd Like to F***
•    MIRLMeet In Real Life
•    MITINMore Info Than I Needed
•    MKOPMy Kind Of Place
•    MLAMultiple Letter Acronym
•    MLASMy Lips Are Sealed
•    mlmgiving the digital middle finger
•    MMMarket Maker
•    MMHA2UMy Most Humble Apologies To You
•    mmkmmm ok
•    MMLMade Me Laugh
•    MMYTMail Me Your Thoughts
•    MOMove On
•    MOFMatter Of Fact
•    MOFOMother F***er
•    MOMPLOne Moment Please
•    MOOMud, Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion
•    MOOSMember Of The Opposite Sex
•    MOPMOment Please
•    MorFMale or Female
•    MOSMom Over Shoulder
•    MOSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
•    MOTASMember Of The Appropriate Sex
•    MOTDMessage Of The Day
•    MOTOSMember(s) Of The Opposite Sex
•    MOTSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
•    MPFBMy Personal F*** Buddy
•    MRAMoving Right Along
•    MRPHMail the Right Place for Help
•    MSGMessage
•    MSMDMonkey See Monkey Do
•    MSNUWMini-Skirt No UnderWear
•    MSTMMakes Sense To Me
•    MTBFMean Time Before Failure
•    MTFMore To Follow
•    MTFBWYMay The Force Be With You
•    MTLAMy True Love Always
•    MTSBWYMay The Schwartz Be With You
•    MUAH or MWAHThe sound of a kiss
•    MUBARMessed up Beyond All Recognition
•    MUSLMissing You Sh** Loads
•    MUSMMiss You So Much
•    MVAMotor Vehicle Accident
•    MVA no PIMotor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
•    MVA w/PIMotor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
•    MWBRLMore Will Be Revealed Later
•    MYLMind Your Language
•    MYOBMind Your Own Business
•    NNo
•    N-A-Y-LIn A While
•    N/ANot Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
•    N/MNothing Much
•    N/TNo Text
•    N1Nice One
•    N2MNot To Mention -or- Not Too Much
•    N2MJCHBUNot Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
•    NABNot A Blonde
•    NADTNot A Damn Thing
•    NAGBNearly Almost A Good Bridge
•    NAKNursing At Keyboard
•    NALOPKTNot A Lot Of People Know That
•    NASCARNon-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
•    natchNaturally
•    NATONo Action, Talk Only
•    NAVYNever Again Volunteer Yourself
•    NAZName, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
•    NBNota Bene
•    NB4TNot Before Time
•    NBDNo Big Deal
•    NBFABNot Bad For A Beginner
•    NBFABSNot Bad For A Bot Stopper
•    NBGNo Bloody Good
•    NBIFNo Basis In Fact
•    NBLFYNothing But Love For You
•    NBSNo Bull Sh**
•    NCNice Crib
•    NCGNew College Graduate
•    NDNo Date
•    NDNIndian
•    neAny
•    ne-wayzanyways
•    ne1Anyone
•    ne14kfcanyone for KFC?
•    ne1eranyone here?
•    Ne2HNeed To Have
•    NEETNot currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
•    NESECAny Second
•    NEVNeighborhood Electric Vehicle
•    NEWSNorth, East, West, South
•    NFBSKNot For British School Kids
•    NFCNot Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
•    NFENo F***ing Excuses
•    NFFNo F***ing Fair
•    NFGNot F***ing Good
•    NFINo F***ing Idea
•    NFSNeed For Sex -or- Network File System
•    NFWNo F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
•    NGNew Game
•    NGBNearly Good Bridge
•    NHNice Hand
•    NHOHNever Heard Of Him/Her
•    NI4NIAn Eye For Any Eye
•    NICENonsense In Crappy Existence
•    NIFOCNude In Front Of The Computer
•    NIGYYSOBNow I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
•    NIHNot Invented Here
•    NIMNo Internal Message
•    NIMBYNot In My Back Yard
•    NIMJDNot In My Job Description
•    NIMQNot In My Queue
•    NIMYNever In A Million Years
•    NINONothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
•    NISMNeed I Say More
•    NITLNot In This Lifetime
•    NIYWFDNot In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
•    NLLNice Little Lady
•    NMNever Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
•    nm, unot much, you?
•    NMEEnemy
•    NMHNot Much Here
•    NMHJCNot Much Here, Just Chilling
•    NMPNot My Problem
•    NMTENow More Than Ever
•    NMUNot Much, You?
•    NNNot Now -or- Need
•    NNCIMINTFZNot Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone
•    NNRNeed Not Respond
•    NNWWNudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
•    NONot Online
•    no prawno problem
•    NOANot Online Anymore
•    NOFINo OFfence Intended
•    noobalso seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet
•    NOSNew Old Stock
•    NOYNot Online Yet
•    NOYBNone Of Your Business
•    NPNo Problem -or- Nosy Parents
•    NQANo Questions Asked
•    NQOCDNot Quite Our Class Dear
•    NRNice Roll
•    NRGEnergy
•    NRNNo Reply Necessary
•    NSNice Set
•    NSANo Strings Attached
•    NSFWNot Safe For Work
•    NSSNo Sh** Sherlock
•    NSTLCNeed Some Tender Loving Care
•    NTANot This Again
•    NTBNNo Text Back Needed
•    nthnothing
•    NTIMNot That It Matters
•    NTIMMNot That It Matters Much
•    NTKNice To Know
•    NTMNot That Much
•    NTMUNice To Meet You
•    NTTAWWTNot That There's Anything Wrong With That
•    NTWNot To Worry
•    NTYMINow That You Mention It
•    NUBNew person to a site or game
•    NUFFEnough Said
•    NVMNeVer Mind
•    NVNGNothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
•    NWNo Way
•    NWALNerd Without A Life
•    NWOTNew WithOut Tags
•    NWRNot Work Related
•    NWTNew With Tags
•    NYCNot Your Concern
•    NYCFSNew York City Finger Salute
•    OOpponent -or- Over
•    OAOOver And Out
•    OATUSOn A Totally Unrelated Subject
•    OAUSOn An Unrelated Subject
•    OBObligatory
•    OBEOvercome By Events
•    OBOOr Best Offer
•    OBTWOh By The Way
•    OBXOld Battle Axe
•    OCOriginal Character -or- Own Character
•    OCDObsessive Compulsive Disorder
•    ODTAAOne Damn Thing After Another
•    ofcof course
•    OICOh, I See
•    OICU812Oh I See, You Ate One Too
•    OKAll Correct
•    OLOld Lady
•    OLLOnLine Love
•    OLNOnLine Netiquette
•    OLOOnly Laughed Once
•    OMOld Man
•    OMBOh My Buddha
•    OMDBOver My Dead Body
•    OMFGOh My F***ing God
•    OMGOh My God
•    OMIKOpen Mouth, Insert Keyboard
•    OMLOh My Lord
•    OMWOn My Way
•    ONIDOh No I Didn't
•    ONNAOh No, Not Again
•    ONNTAOh No, Not This Again
•    ONUDOh No You Didn't
•    OOOver and Out
•    OOAKOne Of A Kind
•    OOCOut Of Character -or- Out Of Control
•    OOFOut Of Facility
•    OOIOut Of Interest
•    OOOOut Of Office
•    OOSOut Of Stock
•    OOTOut Of Touch
•    OOTBOut Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
•    OOTCObligatory On Topic Comment
•    OSIFOh Sh** I Forgot
•    OSINTOTOh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
•    OSTOn Second Thought
•    OTOff Topic
•    OTASOICOwing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
•    OTCOver The Counter
•    OTFOff The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
•    OTHOff The Hook
•    OTLOut To Lunch
•    OTOHOn The Other Hand
•    OTPOn The Phone
•    OTSOn The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf
•    OTTOver The Top
•    OTTOMHOff The Top Of My Head
•    OTWOff The Wall
•    OUSUOh, You Shut Up
•    OWTTEOr Words To That Effect
•    OZAustralia
•    PPartner
•    P&CPrivate & Confidential
•    P-ZAPizza
•    P2C2EProcess Too Complicated Too Explain
•    P2U4URAQTPPeace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
•    P911Parent Alert
•    PAParent Alert
•    PALParents Are Listening
•    PANSPretty Awesome New Stuff
•    PAWParents Are Watching
•    PBPotty Break
•    PBBParent Behind Back
•    PBEMPlay By EMail
•    PBIABPay Back Is A Bitch
•    PBJPeanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
•    PCPersonal Computer -or- Politically Correct
•    PCMPlease Call Me
•    PCMCIAPeople Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
•    PDPublic Domain
•    PDAPersonal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
•    PDOMAPulled Directly Out Of My Ass
•    PDQPretty Darn Quick
•    PDSPlease Don't Shout
•    PEBCACProblem Exists Between Chair And Computer
•    PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
•    PEEPPeople Engaged and Empowered for Peace
•    peepspeople
•    PFAPulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
•    PFCPretty F***ing Cold
•    phatPretty Hot And Tempting
•    PHBPointy Haired Boss
•    PHSPointy Haired Stupidvisor
•    PIAPSPig In A Pant Suit
•    PIBKACProblem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
•    PICNICProblem In Chair, Not In Computer
•    PIFPaid In Full
•    PIMPPeeing In My Pants
•    PIMPLPeeing In My Pants Laughing
•    PINPerson In Need
•    PIRParent In Room
•    PITAPain In The Ass
•    PITMEMBOAMPeace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
•    pixpictures -or- photos
•    PLOPeace, Love, Out
•    PLOKTAPress Lots Of Keys To Abort
•    PLOSParents Looking Over Shoulder
•    PLSPlease
•    PLZPlease
•    PMPersonal Message -or- Private Message
•    PMBIPardon My Butting In
•    PMFPardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic
•    PMFJIPardon Me For Jumping In
•    PMIGBOMPut Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
•    PMJIPardon My Jumping In
•    PMLPissing Myself Laughing
•    PMPPeeing My Pants
•    PMSLPissed MySelf Laughing
•    PNATMBCPay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
•    PNATTMBTCPay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
•    PNCAHPlease, No Cursing Allowed Here
•    PNDPossibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
•    POPiss Off
•    POAHFPut On A Happy Face
•    POAKPassed Out At Keyboard
•    POMSParent Over My Shoulder
•    PONAPerson Of No Account
•    POPPhoto On Profile, Point Of Purchase, Point Of Presence, Post Office Protocol
•    POSParent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
•    POSCPiece Of Sh** Computer
•    POSSLQPersons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
•    POTATOPerson Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
•    POTSPlain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
•    POTUSPresident of the United States
•    POVPoint Of View
•    PPPeople
•    PPLPay-Per-Lead -or- People
•    pronporn
•    PRWParents Are Watching
•    PSPost Script
•    PSAPublic Service Announcement
•    PSOProduct Superior to Operator
•    PTHPrime Tanning Hours
•    PTLPraise The Lord
•    PTMMPlease Tell Me More
•    PTPPardon The Pun
•    PTPOPPat The Pissed Off Primate
•    PUThat Stinks
•    putercomputer
•    PVPPlayer Versus Player
•    pwpassword
•    PWASPrayer Wheels Are Spinning
•    PWCBPerson Will Call Back
•    pwnown
•    pwntowned
•    PWPPlot, What Plot?
•    QQueue -or- Question
•    Q2CQuick To Cum
•    QCQuality Control
•    QFTQuoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
•    QLQuit Laughing
•    QLSReply
•    QOTDQuote Of The Day
•    QQQuick Question -or- Cry More
•    QSQuit Scrolling
•    QTCutie
•    QYBQuit Your Bitching
•    rare
•    r u da?Are You There?
•    r u goinare you going?
•    R U there?Are you there?
•    R&DResearch & Development
•    R&RRest & Relaxation
•    RAEBNCRead And Enjoyed, But No Comment
•    RATRemotely Activated Trojan
•    RB@YaRight Back at Ya
•    RBAYRight Back At You
•    RBTLRead Between The Lines
•    RCRemote Control
•    RCIRectal Cranial Inversion
•    RERegards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
•    REHIHi Again
•    RFDRequest For Discussion
•    RFPRequest For Proposal
•    RFRReally F***ing Rich
•    RFSReally F***ing Soon
•    RGRRoger
•    RHIPRank Has Its Privileges
•    RHKRoundHouse Kick
•    RIMJSReally I'M Just Saying
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•    RPGRole Playing Games
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•    RTBReturning To Base (home)
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•    RTHRelease The Hounds
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•    RUNTSAre You Nuts?
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•    RYORoll Your Own
•    RYSRead Your Screen
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•    S4BSh** for Brains
•    S4LSpam For Life
•    SADADSuck A Dick And Die
•    SAHMStay At Home Mom
•    SAIAStupid Asses In Action
•    SAPFUSurpassing All Previous Foul Ups
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•    SBISorry 'Bout It
•    SBTASorry, Being Thick Again
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•    SCNRSorry, Could Not Resist
•    SDKScottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit
•    secwait a second
•    SEDSaid Enough Darling
•    SEGSh** Eating Grin
•    SEPSomebody Else's Problem
•    SETESmiling Ear To Ear
•    SEWAGScientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
•    SFSurfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
•    SFAIAASo Far As I Am Aware
•    SFETESmiling From Ear To Ear
•    SFLAStupid Four Letter Acronym
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•    SHSh** Happens
•    SHBShould Have Been
•    shhhquiet
•    SHIDSlap Head In Disgust
•    SHMILYSee How Much I Love You
•    SICSpelling Is Correct
•    SICLSitting In Chair Laughing
•    SICSSitting In Chair Snickering
•    SIISeriously Impaired Imagination
•    SILSister-In-Law
•    SIPSkiing In Powder
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•    SIUPSuck It Up Pussy
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•    sk8erskater
•    sk8rskater
•    SLSecond Life
•    SLAPSounds Like A Plan
•    SLAWSounds Like A Winner
•    SLIRKSmart Little Rich Kid
•    SLMSee Last Mail
•    SLOMSticking Leeches On Myself
•    SLTSomething Like That
•    SMSenior Moment
•    SMAIMSend Me An Instant Message
•    SMBSuck My Balls
•    SMESubject Matter Expert
•    SMEMSend Me E-Mail
•    SMHShaking My Head
•    SMIMSend Me an Instant Message
•    SMOPSmall Matter of Programming
•    smtsomething
•    SNAFUSituation Normal, All F***ed Up
•    SNAGSensitive New Age Guy
•    SNERTSnotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
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•    SOBSon Of a B*tch
•    SOBTStressed Out Big Time
•    SODDISome Other Dude Did It
•    SOEStart Of Exams
•    SOGOPSh** Or Get Off the Pot
•    SOHSense Of Humor
•    SOHFSense Of Humor Failure
•    SOISelf Owning Idiot
•    SOIARSit On It And Rotate
•    sokit's ok
•    SOLSh** Out of Luck
•    some1someone
•    SOMYSick Of Me Yet
•    SOOYASnake Out Of Your Ass
•    SOPStandard Operating Procedure
•    SorGStraight or Gay
•    SOSSame Old Sh** -or- help
•    SOTShort On Time
•    SOTMGShort On Time, Must Go
•    SOWSpeaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
•    sozSorry
•    SROStanding Room Only
•    srslyseriously
•    SSCSuper Sexy Cute
•    SSDDSame Sh** Different Day
•    SSEWBASomeday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
•    SSIASubject Says It All
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•    STDSeal The Deal -or- Save The Date -or- Sexually Transmitted Disease
•    STFUShut The F*** Up
•    STFWSearch The F***ing Web
•    sthsomething
•    STMSpank The Monkey
•    STPPYNOZGTWStop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
•    STR8Straight
•    STSSo To Speak
•    STWSearch The Web
•    STYSSpeak To You Soon
•    SUShut Up
•    SUACSh** Up A Creek
•    SUAKMShut Up And Kiss Me
•    SUFISuper Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
•    SUFIDScrewing Up Face In Disgust
•    SULSnooze You Lose
•    supwhat's up?
•    suxsucks
•    SUYFShut Up You Fool
•    SWAGScientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways
•    SWAKSealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
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•    SWDYTSo What Do You Think?
•    sweet<3sweetheart
•    SWFSingle White Female
•    SWIMSee What I Mean?
•    SWISSee What I'm Saying
•    SWLScreaming With Laughter
•    SWMBOShe Who Must Be Obeyed
•    SWUSo What's Up
•    SYLSee You Later
•    SYSSee You Soon
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•    s^what's up?
•    T&CTerms & Conditions
•    T2ULTalk To You Later
•    T2UTTalk To You Tomorrow
•    T@YLTalk At You Later
•    TAThanks Again
•    TABOOMATake A Bite Out Of My Ass
•    TAFThat's All, Folks
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•    TAHTake A Hike
•    TAKSThat's A Knee Slapper
•    TAMThanks A Million
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•    TANSTAAFLThere Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
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•    TASTaking A Shower
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•    TBTitty Bar
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•    TFHThread From Hell
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•    TFMThanks From Me
•    TFMIUThe F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
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•    TFXTraffic
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•    TGIFThank God It's Friday
•    THX or TX or THKSThanks
•    TIAThanks In Advance
•    TIAILThink I Am In Love
•    TICTongue In Cheek
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•    TLAThree Letter Acronym
•    TLCTender Loving Care
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•    TMAToo Many Acronyms
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•    TNATemporarily Not Available
•    TNCTongue In Cheek
•    TNTTil Next Time
•    TNTLTrying Not To Laugh
•    TNXThanks
•    to go nookleerto explode
•    TOBALThere Oughta Be A Law
•    TOBGThis Oughta Be Good
•    TOMTomorrow
•    TOPCATil Our Paths Cross Again
•    TOTTons Of Time
•    TOYThinking Of You
•    TPTeam Player -or- TelePort
•    TPCThe Phone Company
•    TPSThat's Pretty Stupid
•    TPTTrailor Park Trash
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•    TQMTotal Quality Management
•    TRAMThe Rest Are Mine
•    TRDMCTears Running Down My Cheeks
•    tripdubtriple w
•    trootrue
•    TRPTelevision Rating Points
•    TSTough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
•    TSIAThis Says It All
•    TSIFThank Science It's Friday
•    TSNFThat's So Not Fair
•    TSOBTough Son Of a B*tch
•    TSRTotally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
•    TSRATwo Shakes of a Rat's Ass
•    TSTBThe Sooner, The Better
•    TTBig Tease
•    TTATap That Ass
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•    TTFNTa Ta For Now
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•    TTKSFTrying To Keep a Straight Face
•    TTMFTa Ta MOFO
•    TTSText To Speech
•    TTTThat's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
•    TTTHTalk To The Hand
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•    TTTKATime To Totally Kick Ass
•    TTTTTo Tell The Truth
•    TTULTalk To You Later
•    TTYAWFNTalk To You A While From Now
•    TTYIAFTalk/Type To You In A Few
•    TTYLTalk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
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•    TVM4YEMThank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
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•    TWITAThat's What I'm Talking About
•    TWIWIThat Was Interesting, Wasn't It?
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•    TXT IMText Instant Message
•    TXT MSGtext message
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•    TYCLOTurn Your CAPS LOCK Off
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•    URSAIYou Are Such An Idiot
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•    URZyours
•    USPUnique Selling Proposition
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•    VCVenture Capital
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•    VGNVegan -or- Vegitarian
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•    VIPVery Important Person
•    VIVVery Important Visitor
•    VMVoice Mail
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•    VWPVery Well Played
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•    W/OWithout
•    w/r/twith regard to
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•    WAFSWarm And Fuzzies
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•    WAIWhat An Idiot
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•    WAMBAMWeb Application Meets Brick And Mortar
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•    WBUWhat 'Bout You?
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•    WDYMBTWhat Do You Mean By That?
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•    WDYTWhat Do You Think?
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•    wirldworld
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•    wuzwas
•    wuz4dinaWhat's for dinner?
•    wuzupwhat's up?
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•    WWSDWhat Would Satan Do?
•    WWYWhere Were You?
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•    WYCMWill You Call Me?
•    WYDWhat You Doing?
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•    WYGISWYPFWhat You Get Is What You Pay For
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•    wymynwomen
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•    XMEExcuse Me
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•    YAOTMYet Another Off Topic Message
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•    YAUNYet Another Unix Nerd
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•    YCTYour Comment To
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•    ysdiw8why should i wait?
•    YSICWhy Should I Care?
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•    YSYDYeah, Sure You Do
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•    YUPPIESYoung Urban Professionals
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•    YY4UToo Wise For You
•    YYSSWYeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
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•    \M/Heavy Metal Music
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•    ^RUP^Read Up Please
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